Privacy Policy



Since it seems like I kind of have to have a privacy policy posted, I checked out a few privacy policy builder tools, and wasn't satisfied with any of them.

This website is maintained by me, myself, and I.

With our powers combined, the three of us are not yet in a position to afford to pay a team of expensive lawyers to concoct a really awesome privacy policy.

You know... the kind of blah blah that is beyond the comprehension of mere mortals.


So here's the gist:


Email:

If you subscribe to my email list I will send you emails with offers for products and services that I believe might be of interest to you. However, I will not share your name and email address with other advertisers.


Cookies:

I use a cookie to make sure the email subscribe popup doesn't show more than once per visit. Since I use wordpress for the blog portion of my website, it is possible that a third party plugin places tracking cookies that I am not aware of. Other than that, I don't currently use tracking cookies. However, that might change as this website grows.


Tracking:

I don't use thrid party tracking scripts such as google analytics. However, my webhost does do some rudimentary tracking.

It logs things such as your IP address, browser, operating system, location, pages you visit, the search terms you used to find me, finger print, retinal scan, blood sample, and stool sample.

You know, the usual stuff.

Since I use wordpress for the blog portion of my website, it is possible that a third party plugin does some tracking.


Requests by government:

Like all other humans, the three of us (meaning me, myself, and I) may find ourselves in the unenviable position of having to act beased on the whims of an authoritarian government.

If I am required by law or a court order to do so, I may provide government agents with the information they request.

However, I cannot guarantee that I will not first swallow that information; so that they have to wait to receive it until... it comes back into my possesion.